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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
-- Robert Orben, (Mar 4 1927-____), US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor; He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.