The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Will Rogers, (Nov 4 1879-1935), US actor, lecturer, humorist; He is remembered as a Comedy roper in Ziegfield Follies and a witty columnist, 1926-35.