The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Source: Remark following the Versailles Peace Conference, in which President Woodrow Wilson spurned all suggestions that the U.S. should take territory or payment following its participation in World War I. Q
-- Will Rogers, (Nov 4 1879-1935), US actor, lecturer, humorist; He is remembered as a Comedy roper in Ziegfield Follies and a witty columnist, 1926-35.