Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
Source: Letter to Hollywood's Friar's Club. Quoted in: Arthur Sheekman, The Groucho Letters, Introduction (1967).
-- Groucho Marx, (Oct 2 1890-1977), US comedian; He was the leader of the Marx brother team and famous for his ad-lib insults in his TV show You Bet Your Life, 1950-1961.