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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, 'It was all right but I liked the book better.'
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection, AApex Software, 1994.
-- Johnny Carson, (Oct 23 1925-2005), US talk show host, comedian; He is famous as a stand up comic and the host of The Tonight Show, 1962-92