I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --and six months later you have to start all over again.
Source: Quoted in: Woman Talk, Work (ed. by Mich?le Brown & Ann O'Connor, 1984).
-- Joan Rivers, (Jun 8 1937-2014), US comedian, talk show host; She is famous for her dry wit; had her own talk show, The Late Show, 1986-7; won Emmy for guest hosting The Tonight Show, 1983.