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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy.
Source: In Collection of 10,000 Inspirational Quotes, 2020, eBusinessgems.
-- Jack Handey Deep Thoughts, (Feb 25 1949-____), US humorist; He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of?surrealistic?one-liner jokes, as well as his Fuzzy Memories and My Big Thick Novel shorts, and for his?deadpan?delivery.[