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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Source: From Alt.Quotations Misc, an internet collection of quotations
-- Jackie Mason, (Jun 9 1934-____), US comedian; He is noted for World According to Me, Chicken Soup, and being the voice of Simpsons' Rabbi Krustofsky.