A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith Mohler, 1994.
-- Lana Turner, (Feb 8 1920-1995), US actress; She was a legendary Hollywood sweater girl of the 1940s; her movies includes The Survivors, and Falcon Crest's.