Oh, mister porter, what shall I do?
I wanted to go to Birmingham, but they've carried me on to Crewe.
Source: Song, Oh, Mister Porter, words by George Le Brun.
-- Marie Lloyd, (Feb 12 1870-1922), English singer; She was a music-hall artiste of the late 19th century, who became well known in the London, or Cockney, low comedy then popular.