If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.
Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, by Robert Byrne, 1988.
-- Frank Sinatra, (Dec 12 1915-1998), US singer, actor; Ol' Blue Eyes was regarded as the biggest entertainment attraction in the 20th c.; won Oscar, 1953, for From Here to Eternity.