I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works.
Source: In The Ultimate Success Quotations Library, 1997.
-- Sylvester Stallone, (Jul 6 1946-____), US actor; He is best known for his Rocky films, 1976-90 and Rambo films.