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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
Source: From an Internet quotation collection Quotations - Series 1.
-- George Carlin, (May 12 1937-2008), US comedian; He created the characters Biff Burns, sportscaster and Al Street, weatherman.