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Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
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You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
Source: In Woman's Almanac, 1977.
-- Phyllis Diller, (Jul 17 1917-2012), US comedienne; She is known for her outrageous appearance and stories about her husband, Fang; she is also a concert pianist.