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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Source: From an Internet collection of quotations.
-- Phyllis Diller, (Jul 17 1917-2012), US comedienne; She is known for her outrageous appearance and stories about her husband, Fang; she is also a concert pianist.