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I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
Source: From an Internet collection of quotations.
-- Steven Wright, (Dec 6 1955-____), US comedian; He has been a stand-up comic since 1979; films include Desperately Seeking Susan, 1985.