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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection, AApex Software, 1994.
-- Robert Orben, (Mar 4 1927-____), US humorist, screenwriter, speech writer, editor; He was a humor and speech writer for Jack Parr and Red Skelton.