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Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend . . .
Source: Defending Peyton Place, NY Mirror, 6...
. . . to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without...
Didn't you ever notice how it's always people who wish they had somethin' or had done somethin' that hate the...
I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself.
Source: On her bout with...
I'm a lousy writer; a helluva lot of people have got lousy taste.
Source: In W.O.W....