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Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown...
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
Source: In
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it...
I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.
Source: In Webster's...