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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as...
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from...
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best...
Change is such hard work.
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection,...
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Source: On why he wears funny shoes...