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Scott Adams
I'm slowly becoming...
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate...
You can never...
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Source: The...
The creator of...
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round...
Creativity is allowing...
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
The amount of...
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke...
Be careful that...
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to...
Methods for predicting...
Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls... collectively known...
Technology: No Place...
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Source: Dilbert.
-- Scott Adams, (Jun 8...
In Japan, employees...
In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody...
There's a fine...
There's a fine line between participation and mockery.
Source: In
Few things in...
Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method...
There's nothing more...
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Source: Dilbert.
--...
Never base your...
Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your...
Your Business clothes...
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an...
It is better...
It is better for your career to do nothing, than to do something and attract criticism.