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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Source: Time...
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything -- even poverty -- you can...
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.
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There's no labor a man can do that's undignified -- if he does it right.
Source: In...
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Source: From a collection of quotations found on the...
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my [younger] brother . . ....
Nobody ever says, 'Can I have your beets?'
Source: In Webster's Electronic...
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
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It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens.
Source: In...
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully...
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep...
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion...
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has...
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find the humor in anything, you can survive...
Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its...