Bill Bryson

When I was...

When I was...

When I was growing up I used to think that the best thing about coming from Des Moines was that it meant you didn't...

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When you tell...

When you tell...

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his...

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If you can...

If you can...

If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have...

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There are things...

There are things...

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until...

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There are only...

There are only...

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old...

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