Dave Barry

It is a...

It is a...

It is a good idea to shop around before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the...

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Sharks are as...

Sharks are as...

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more...

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I realize that...

I realize that...

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't...

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Guys are simple...

Guys are simple...

Guys are simple . . . women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are,...

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You can say...

You can say...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER...

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It is a...

It is a...

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes...

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I am not...

I am not...

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his...

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The old system...

The old system...

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact...

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If a woman...

If a woman...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's...

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What I look...

What I look...

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Source: From a...

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It is a...

It is a...

It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about...

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The word user...

The word user...

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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Democracy: In which...

Democracy: In which...

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

Source: In

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The leading cause...

The leading cause...

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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There are two...

There are two...

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several...

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