Mark Twain

Mark Twain: I can teach...

Mark Twain: I can teach...

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me...

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Mark Twain: I have never...

Mark Twain: I have never...

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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Mark Twain: I don't give...

Mark Twain: I don't give...

I don't give a damn for man that can spell a word only one way.

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Mark Twain: If He Tom...

Mark Twain: If He Tom...

If He Tom Sawyer had been a great and wise philosopher, like the writer of this book, he would now have comprehended...

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Mark Twain: I'm glad that...

Mark Twain: I'm glad that...

I'm glad that the old masters are all dead, and I only wish they had died sooner.

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Mark Twain: I could never...

Mark Twain: I could never...

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in...

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Mark Twain: I never felt...

Mark Twain: I never felt...

I never felt so fervently thankful, so soothed, so tranquil, so filled with the blessed peace, as I did yesterday when...

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Mark Twain: I have made...

Mark Twain: I have made...

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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Mark Twain: Ignorant people think...

Mark Twain: Ignorant people think...

Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the...

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Mark Twain: In Paris they...

Mark Twain: In Paris they...

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand...

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Mark Twain: I don't like...

Mark Twain: I don't like...

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both...

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Mark Twain: I was gratified...

Mark Twain: I was gratified...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, I don't know.

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Mark Twain: I like criticism,...

Mark Twain: I like criticism,...

I like criticism, but it must be my way.

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-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...

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Mark Twain: In the real...

Mark Twain: In the real...

In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians...

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Mark Twain: In all matters...

Mark Twain: In all matters...

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

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-- Mark Twain,...

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Mark Twain: I know all...

Mark Twain: I know all...

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of...

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Mark Twain: I would rather...

Mark Twain: I would rather...

I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S. Grant in full military...

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Mark Twain: I never could...

Mark Twain: I never could...

I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.

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Mark Twain: It is better...

Mark Twain: It is better...

It is better to be a young June Bug than an old Bird of Paradise.

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Mark Twain: It is better...

Mark Twain: It is better...

It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve...

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