P G Wodehouse

P G Wodehouse: Unlike the male...

P G Wodehouse: Unlike the male...

Unlike the male codfish which, suddenly finding itself the parent of three million five hundred thousand little...

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P G Wodehouse: He was white...

P G Wodehouse: He was white...

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

Source: Describing a startled...

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P G Wodehouse: Never put anything...

P G Wodehouse: Never put anything...

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

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P G Wodehouse: He spoke with...

P G Wodehouse: He spoke with...

He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from...

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P G Wodehouse: To find a...

P G Wodehouse: To find a...

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Source: In The Golfer's Book of...

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P G Wodehouse: I spent the...

P G Wodehouse: I spent the...

I spent the afternoon musing on Life. If you come to think of it, what a queer thing Life is! So unlike anything else,...

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P G Wodehouse: I pressed down...

P G Wodehouse: I pressed down...

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

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P G Wodehouse: I just sit...

P G Wodehouse: I just sit...

I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.

Source: In Collier's, 31 Aug 1956;...

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P G Wodehouse: I know I...

P G Wodehouse: I know I...

I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I...

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P G Wodehouse: Success comes to...

P G Wodehouse: Success comes to...

Success comes to a writer, as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and...

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P G Wodehouse: Golf, like measles,...

P G Wodehouse: Golf, like measles,...

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Source: In The Golfer's Book of Wisdom,...

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P G Wodehouse: I always advise...

P G Wodehouse: I always advise...

I always advise people never to give advice.

Source: In The Golfer's Book of...

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P G Wodehouse: Chumps always make...

P G Wodehouse: Chumps always make...

Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings...

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P G Wodehouse: The Right Hon....

P G Wodehouse: The Right Hon....

The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say...

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P G Wodehouse: Has anybody ever...

P G Wodehouse: Has anybody ever...

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no...

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P G Wodehouse: He felt like...

P G Wodehouse: He felt like...

He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the...

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P G Wodehouse: Memories are like...

P G Wodehouse: Memories are like...

Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

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P G Wodehouse: If I had...

P G Wodehouse: If I had...

If I had had to choose between him and a cockroach as a companion for a walking-tour, the cockroach would have had it...

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P G Wodehouse: While not exactly...

P G Wodehouse: While not exactly...

While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled.

Source: The Code...

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P G Wodehouse: Sudden success in...

P G Wodehouse: Sudden success in...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the...

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