Victor Borge

Victor Borge: I know [canned...

Victor Borge: I know [canned...

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get...

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Victor Borge: Humor [is] something...

Victor Borge: Humor [is] something...

Humor [is] something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in...

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Victor Borge: In my youth,...

Victor Borge: In my youth,...

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.

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Victor Borge: When an opera...

Victor Borge: When an opera...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Source:...

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Victor Borge: If I have...

Victor Borge: If I have...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

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Victor Borge: I don't mind...

Victor Borge: I don't mind...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all...

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Victor Borge: Santa Claus has...

Victor Borge: Santa Claus has...

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Source: In Webster's...

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Victor Borge: My father invented...

Victor Borge: My father invented...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of...

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Victor Borge: The difference between...

Victor Borge: The difference between...

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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Victor Borge: Laughter is the...

Victor Borge: Laughter is the...

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Source: In The Speaker's...

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