Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer: The Army has...

Tom Lehrer: The Army has...

The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the...

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Tom Lehrer: On my income...

Tom Lehrer: On my income...

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches...

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Tom Lehrer: Life is like...

Tom Lehrer: Life is like...

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put in to it.

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Tom Lehrer: It is a...

Tom Lehrer: It is a...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for two...

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Tom Lehrer: I wish people...

Tom Lehrer: I wish people...

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

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