Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: To me, truth...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: To me, truth...

To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and...

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: Ambition is like...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: Ambition is like...

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog...

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: When you die,...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: When you die,...

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a...

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: If you think...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: If you think...

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another...

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: A man doesn't...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: A man doesn't...

A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.

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