Ed Howe

Ed Howe: I have a...

Ed Howe: I have a...

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

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Ed Howe: My jokes are...

Ed Howe: My jokes are...

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are...

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Ed Howe: It's amazing where...

Ed Howe: It's amazing where...

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or...

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Ed Howe: I was sick...

Ed Howe: I was sick...

I was sick of people making fun of my hair and so I cut it off and I've got much more attention than ever before. It...

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Ed Howe: When I was...

Ed Howe: When I was...

When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious,...

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Ed Howe: Some mornings, it's...

Ed Howe: Some mornings, it's...

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

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Ed Howe: How many people...

Ed Howe: How many people...

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

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Ed Howe: When I was...

Ed Howe: When I was...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so...

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Ed Howe: People always ask...

Ed Howe: People always ask...

People always ask me, Where were you when Kennedy was shot? Well, I don't have an alibi.

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Ed Howe: A computer once...

Ed Howe: A computer once...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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