Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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Life is just a bowl of pits.

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I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out.

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I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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