Joe E Lewis

Joe E Lewis: Show me a...

Joe E Lewis: Show me a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants...

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Joe E Lewis: I always wake...

Joe E Lewis: I always wake...

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

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Joe E Lewis: Adlai Stevenson has...

Joe E Lewis: Adlai Stevenson has...

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong...

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Joe E Lewis: Show me a...

Joe E Lewis: Show me a...

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

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Joe E Lewis: I don't like...

Joe E Lewis: I don't like...

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

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Joe E Lewis: I'm still chasing...

Joe E Lewis: I'm still chasing...

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

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Joe E Lewis: The way taxes...

Joe E Lewis: The way taxes...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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Joe E Lewis: They had me...

Joe E Lewis: They had me...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything...

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Joe E Lewis: I told my...

Joe E Lewis: I told my...

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate...

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Joe E Lewis: It doesn't matter...

Joe E Lewis: It doesn't matter...

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.

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