Bob Hope

Bob Hope: If you watch...

Bob Hope: If you watch...

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's...

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Bob Hope: Virus is a...

Bob Hope: Virus is a...

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine.'

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Bob Hope: I have seen...

Bob Hope: I have seen...

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even...

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Bob Hope: When we recall...

Bob Hope: When we recall...

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -- not the great occasions -- that in...

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Bob Hope: If they liked...

Bob Hope: If they liked...

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Source: In Webster's...

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Bob Hope: Kids are wonderful,...

Bob Hope: Kids are wonderful,...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Bob Hope: I don't generally...

Bob Hope: I don't generally...

I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap.

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Bob Hope: A bank is...

Bob Hope: A bank is...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.

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Bob Hope: I have a...

Bob Hope: I have a...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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Bob Hope: That's life. The...

Bob Hope: That's life. The...

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Source: In The Golfer's...

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Bob Hope: The trees in...

Bob Hope: The trees in...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Source: In...

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Bob Hope: I do benefits...

Bob Hope: I do benefits...

I do benefits for all religions -- I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

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Bob Hope: Bigamy: Only crime...

Bob Hope: Bigamy: Only crime...

Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Bob Hope: He carries so...

Bob Hope: He carries so...

He carries so many tacklers with him, he's listed in the Yellow Pages under 'Public...

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Bob Hope: You know you're...

Bob Hope: You know you're...

You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

Source: In...

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Bob Hope: Whenever I play...

Bob Hope: Whenever I play...

Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith...

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Bob Hope: People who throw...

Bob Hope: People who throw...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Bob Hope: If you haven't...

Bob Hope: If you haven't...

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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Bob Hope: Middle age is...

Bob Hope: Middle age is...

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

Source: In...

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Bob Hope: The only thing...

Bob Hope: The only thing...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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