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Earl Wilson
An exhaustive study...
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the...
Poise: the ability...
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Source: Field Newspaper...
Benjamin Franklin may...
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the...
Somebody figured it...
Somebody figured it out -- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Always remember, money...
Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool...
For the parents...
For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into...
Ever notice that...
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to...
An economist is...
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't...
Experience is what...
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Courage is the...
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Source:...
One way to...
One way to get high blood-pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Gossip is when...
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Source: In...
Nothing is as...
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be...
Nonchalance is the...
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Modern man drives...
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Snow and adolescence...
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
This would be...
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in...
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't...
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up...
Success is simply...
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Source: In The World's Best...
To sell something,...
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Source:...