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Sam Levenson
Any kid who...
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't...
Insanity is hereditary...
Insanity is hereditary -- you get it from your children.
Source: In Diner's Club...
When I was...
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I...
You must learn...
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all...
If you die...
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
Source: In Webster's...
It was on...
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a...
It's a good...
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow, He didn't consult a decorator or He would still be picking...
It's so simple...
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, then say the opposite.
Happiness is a...
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
Source: In
If you want...
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little...
The simplest toy,...
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Just try to...
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
Source: In...
Love at first...
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it...
You must pay...
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
We should not...
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got...
Any kid who...
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't...
Insanity is hereditary...
Insanity is hereditary -- you get it from your children.
Source: In Diner's Club...
When I was...
When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I...
You must learn...
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all...
If you die...
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button.
Source: In Webster's...
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