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Bill Vaughan
Youth is when...
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced...
An optimist stays...
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year...
The wonderful world...
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with...
A citizen of...
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national...
The whale is...
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
Source: In...
Economists report that...
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then...
It's hard for...
It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a...
The groundhog is...
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
The tax collector...
The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them.
Source: In...
I'm an actor....
I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still...
Youth is when...
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced...
An optimist stays...
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year...
The wonderful world...
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with...
A citizen of...
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national...
The whale is...
The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
Source: In...
Economists report that...
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then...
It's hard for...
It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a...
The groundhog is...
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
The tax collector...
The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them.
Source: In...
I'm an actor....
I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still...