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Quentin Crisp
Existence is a...
Existence is a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Source: In...
If you describe...
If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse...
Tears were to...
Tears were to me what glass beads are to African traders.
Source: The Naked Civil...
If at first...
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Source:
-- Quentin...
An autobiography is...
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing.
The trouble with...
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
Source: In Webster's...
For an introvert...
For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen...
Euphemisms are not,...
Euphemisms are not, as many young people think, useless verbiage for that which can and should be said bluntly; they...
After the first...
After the first four years, the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Source: on...
If Mr. Vincent...
If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr....
If one is...
If one is not going to take the necessary precautions to avoid having parents one must undertake to bring them...
Whenever we confront...
Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a...
In Manhattan, every...
In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly...
The formula for...
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were...
Keeping up with...
Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I...
Existence is a...
Existence is a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Source: In...
If you describe...
If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse...
Tears were to...
Tears were to me what glass beads are to African traders.
Source: The Naked Civil...
If at first...
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Source:
-- Quentin...
An autobiography is...
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing.
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