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Mark Twain
Pilgrim's Progress, about...
Pilgrim's Progress, about a man who left his family, it didn't say why. The statements was interesting, but...
Only one thing...
Only one thing is impossible for God; to find any sense in any copyright law on the...
One learns people...
One learns people through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.
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--...
Some of his...
Some of his words were not Sunday-school words.
Source: A Tramp Abroad, Ch....
The human race...
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter .
Source:...
Rail-splitting produced an...
Rail-splitting produced an unparalleled president in Lincoln. But gold hasn't produced even a good A-1...
Out of the...
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.
Source: Which...
Tell the truth...
Tell the truth or trump -- but get the trick.
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-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...
Sometimes too much...
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.
Source: In
The human race...
The human race is a race of cowards; and I'm not only marching in that procession but carrying the...
Such is the...
Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the...
Pessimism is only...
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.
Source: In
The Germans are...
The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines. One tells them from the vinegar by the...
Temperate temperance is...
Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.
The man who...
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.
Surgeons and anatomists...
Surgeons and anatomists see no beautiful women in all their lives, but only a ghastly stack of bones with Latin names...
Reader, suppose you...
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat...
The average American's...
The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and...
The Christian's Bible...
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice...
The principle of...
The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy -- give one and take ten.