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Mark Twain
He does not...
He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one from another, and thinks it is superior to feel...
I am opposed...
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
I admire him...
I admire him [Cecil Rhodes], I frankly confess it; and when his time comes I shall buy a piece of the rope for a...
He has been...
He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think -- yes, it was three; I attended their...
Human pride is...
Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of...
He liked to...
He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.
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I cannot see...
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he purposely shut...
I believe that...
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.
I do not...
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
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-- Mark Twain, (Nov...
I did not...
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it.
I am prepared...
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another...
I don't know...
I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to...
I can live...
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
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-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...
I have not...
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
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I have been...
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said...
I believe I...
I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's...
I find that...
I find that the further I go back, the better things, whether they happened or not.
I could have...
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented...
I was young...
I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.
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I think a...
I think a compliment ought to always precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and...