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Mark Twain
A group of...
A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as...
A man cannot...
A man cannot be made comfortable without his own approval.
Source: In
A powerful agent...
A powerful agent is the right word. Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words . . . the resulting...
A lie can...
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
A joke, even...
A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder...
A soiled baby,...
A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of...
A man never...
A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
Accident is the...
Accident is the name of the greatest of all inventors.
Source: In
A wise man...
A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
Source: In
A monarch, when...
A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between...
A thoroughly beautiful...
A thoroughly beautiful woman and a thoroughy homely woman are creations which I love to gaze upon, and which I cannot...
A newspaper is...
A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about...
All the modern...
All the modern inconveniences.
Source: Life on the Mississippi.
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An ethical man...
An ethical man is a Christian holding four aces.
Source:
-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...
Adam was the...
Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.
Source: In
All I say...
All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's...
Adam was but...
Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because...
Apparently there is...
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Source:
-- Mark Twain,...
An experienced, industrious,...
An experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite picturesque liar.
Source:...
Against the assault...
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
Source: In