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Mark Twain
We ought never...
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.
Source:
-- Mark Twain, (Nov...
What a wee...
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and known to...
We owe a...
We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of the human race: he brought death into the...
Water, taken in...
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Source: In 1,911 Best Things...
What do we...
What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the...
What a man...
What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.
Source:
-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30...
Whem I'm playful...
Whem I'm playful I use the meridians and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales! I...
What, sir, would...
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Then let us...
We have the...
We have the best government that money can buy.
Source: In
What is the...
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your...
What is there...
What is there in Rome for me to see that others have not seen before me? What is there for me to touch that others...
When I was...
When I was younger, I could remember anything whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying . . . soon...
When in doubt,...
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Source:
-- Mark Twain, (Nov 30 1835-1910), US...
We need not...
We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human...
When a man's...
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to...
When I was...
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to...
When people do...
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart no man much respects...
When one has...
When one has tasted it he knows what the angels eat.
Source: On watermelons; In
What is the...
What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. No smallest atom of our moral, mental, or physical structure can...
When a person...
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other...