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Mark Twain
The older we...
The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's...
The rule is...
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
Source:...
The right word...
The right word may be effective but no word was ever as effective as rightly timed pause.
The only way...
The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather...
There is no...
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and...
The only way...
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather...
The trouble with...
The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that ain't...
The secret source...
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
The right word...
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed...
There is nothing...
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
There ain't no...
There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with...
The way it...
The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of...
There ain't no...
There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.
Source: Tom...
The waves most...
The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't...
There was worlds...
There was worlds of reputation in it, but no money.
Source: A Yankee at the Court...
There are only...
There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe. . . the sun in the heavens and the...
There are many...
There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other...
There are lies,...
There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Source: In
There are no...
There are no grades of vanity, there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
There's always something...
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.