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Mark Twain
No one has...
No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the...
Morals consist of...
Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.
Nothing was made...
Nothing was made in vain, but the fly came near it.
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-- Mark Twain, (Nov...
Providence protects children...
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Source:...
Some men worship...
Some men worship rank, some men worship heroes, some men worship power, some men worship God, and over these ideals...
One may make...
One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.
Nations do not...
Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their...
October. This...
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January,...
Reports of my...
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Source: Cable to the Associated Press...
That's what an...
That's what an army is -- a mob; they don't fight with courage that's born in them, but with courage that's borrowed...
People are much...
People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.
Source: In
On with dance,...
On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to...
Of the delights...
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his...
Satan (impatiently) to...
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down...
The cross of...
The cross of the Legion of Honor has been conferred on me. However, few escape that...
Persons attempting to...
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it...
One of life's...
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in...
Often the surest...
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
Source:...
Satan hasn't a...
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
Source:...
The cross of...
The cross of the Legion of Honour has been conferred upon me. However, few escape that...