Joseph Heller

When I grow...

When I grow...

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Source: Something Happened.
-- Joseph...

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Some men are...

Some men are...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon...

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I don't believe...

I don't believe...

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

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He was a...

He was a...

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Source: Catch-22,...

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Success and failure...

Success and failure...

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying,...

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I think in...

I think in...

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going...

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I want to...

I want to...

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night...

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[Catch22] specified that...

[Catch22] specified that...

[Catch22] specified that a concern for one's safety . . . was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could...

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Hungry Joe collected...

Hungry Joe collected...

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger...

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Like Olympic medals...

Like Olympic medals...

Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to...

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Peace on earth...

Peace on earth...

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Source: Good as...

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Orr would be...

Orr would be...

Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them...

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He had decided...

He had decided...

He had decided to live for ever or die in the attempt.

Source: Catch-22, ch. 3...

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Frankly, I'd like...

Frankly, I'd like...

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private...

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The enemy is...

The enemy is...

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

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When I grow...

When I grow...

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Source: Something Happened.
-- Joseph...

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Some men are...

Some men are...

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon...

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I don't believe...

I don't believe...

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

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He was a...

He was a...

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Source: Catch-22,...

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Success and failure...

Success and failure...

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying,...

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