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Artemus Ward
It ain't so...
It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so.
I am happiest...
I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of...
Why care for...
Why care for grammar as long as we are good?
Source: Pyrotechny.
-- Artemus...
Let us all...
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it...
When a fellow...
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
I prefer temperance...
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of...
Why is this...
Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?
Source: Artemus Ward's...
I'm not a...
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
Source: Artemus Ward His Book,...
I have already...
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's...
Draw your salary...
Draw your salary before spending it.
Source: In
It ain't so...
It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so.
I am happiest...
I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of...
Why care for...
Why care for grammar as long as we are good?
Source: Pyrotechny.
-- Artemus...
Let us all...
Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it...
When a fellow...
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
I prefer temperance...
I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than any other kind of...
Why is this...
Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?
Source: Artemus Ward's...
I'm not a...
I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.
Source: Artemus Ward His Book,...
I have already...
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's...
Draw your salary...
Draw your salary before spending it.
Source: In