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Roseanne Barr: A good...

Roseanne Barr: A good...

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a...

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Roseanne Barr: I figure if...

Roseanne Barr: I figure if...

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Source: In...

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Roseanne Barr: Experts say you...

Roseanne Barr: Experts say you...

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling...

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Carol Burnett: When someone who...

Carol Burnett: When someone who...

When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it' s always a big breakthrough or a radical...

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Whoopi Goldberg: I believe that...

Whoopi Goldberg: I believe that...

I believe that parts of people like John Garfield and Moms Mabley, the parts of them that I needed to be able to do...

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Sandra Bernhard: If you close...

Sandra Bernhard: If you close...

If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa...

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Whoopi Goldberg: I'm fighting the...

Whoopi Goldberg: I'm fighting the...

I'm fighting the label of Black actress simply because it's very limiting in people's eyes, especially people who are...

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Lily Tomlin: No matter how...

Lily Tomlin: No matter how...

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

Source: In 1,911 Best...

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Maurice Chevalier: Many a man...

Maurice Chevalier: Many a man...

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by...

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Maurice Chevalier: If you wait...

Maurice Chevalier: If you wait...

If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed,...

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Sammy Davis, Jr: I've done some...

Sammy Davis, Jr: I've done some...

I've done some things I wish I could erase. . . . I invented mistakes. But the mistakes must be seen in context, and...

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Bob Hope: Kids are wonderful,...

Bob Hope: Kids are wonderful,...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Woody Allen: Organized crime in...

Woody Allen: Organized crime in...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when...

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Mel Brooks: Humor is just...

Mel Brooks: Humor is just...

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Source: In The Speaker's...

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Mel Brooks: Life literally abounds...

Mel Brooks: Life literally abounds...

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Source: In Quotations...

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Fred Allen: We are living...

Fred Allen: We are living...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with...

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Fred Allen: A celebrity is...

Fred Allen: A celebrity is...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being...

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Fred Allen: Her hat is...

Fred Allen: Her hat is...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after...

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Jackie Moms Mabley: A woman's a...

Jackie Moms Mabley: A woman's a...

A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can.

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Reba McEntire: Be different, stand...

Reba McEntire: Be different, stand...

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Source: In The Book of Country...

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