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Margaret Cho: I?m not going...

Margaret Cho: I?m not going...

I?m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I?m going to succeed as myself.

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Joan Rivers: Never floss with...

Joan Rivers: Never floss with...

Never floss with a stranger.

Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed. Keith...

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Jackie Moms Mabley: Life is like...

Jackie Moms Mabley: Life is like...

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take...

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Rita Rudner: Before I met...

Rita Rudner: Before I met...

Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

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Shirley Jones: We can't negate...

Shirley Jones: We can't negate...

We can't negate television. Unfortunately, I do feel in many ways that it did kill my movie career. It did do that....

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Shirley Jones: Well, television is...

Shirley Jones: Well, television is...

Well, television is what it is. Let's face it. I had done 25 motion pictures prior to The Partridge Family and nobody...

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Barbra Streisand: The malignant neglect...

Barbra Streisand: The malignant neglect...

The malignant neglect of the last twelve years has led to breakdown of our country's immune system, environmentally,...

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Julie Andrews: Some people regard...

Julie Andrews: Some people regard...

Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order that sets me free to...

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Duke Ellington: You've got to...

Duke Ellington: You've got to...

You've got to find some way of saying it without saying it.

Source: In Talking...

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Bessie Smith: No time to...

Bessie Smith: No time to...

No time to marry, no time to settle down;
I'm a young woman, and I ain't done runnin'...

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Gypsy Rose Lee: God will protect...

Gypsy Rose Lee: God will protect...

God will protect us, [my mother] often said to June and me. But to make sure, she would add, carry a heavy...

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Agnes George DeMille: Living is a...

Agnes George DeMille: Living is a...

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what's next or how. The moment you know how, you begin to die a...

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Steven Wright: I planted some...

Steven Wright: I planted some...

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

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Milton Berle: A committee is...

Milton Berle: A committee is...

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Source: News summaries 1...

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Milton Berle: If opportunity doesn't...

Milton Berle: If opportunity doesn't...

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Source: In The Speaker's Electronic...

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Jerry Seinfeld: Men don't care...

Jerry Seinfeld: Men don't care...

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Source: In...

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George Gobel: I have never...

George Gobel: I have never...

I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.

Source: In Webster's...

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Emo Philips: I'm not a...

Emo Philips: I'm not a...

I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were, what could I do about it?

Source: In...

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George Carlin: Some people think...

George Carlin: Some people think...

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too...

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George Carlin: Weather forecast for...

George Carlin: Weather forecast for...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said,...

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