Welcome to the Quotable Success Collections!

Quotable Success, like BeMoreCreative.com, encourages thinking, working, and living more creatively. Creativity is "the power to connect the seemingly unconnected" (W. Plommer). To support this work, we earn a small affiliate commission. Please browse creatively!


George Carlin: Weather forecast for...

George Carlin: Weather forecast for...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said,...

More about this quote...

Jeff Foxworthy: Changing a diaper...

Jeff Foxworthy: Changing a diaper...

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're...

More about this quote...

Steven Wright: My theory of...

Steven Wright: My theory of...

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

More about this quote...

Alfred Hitchcock: Television has done...

Alfred Hitchcock: Television has done...

Television has done much for psychiatry, by spreading information about it as well as contributing to the need for...

More about this quote...

Alfred Hitchcock: I have a...

Alfred Hitchcock: I have a...

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

More about this quote...

Steven Spielberg: I've discovered I've...

Steven Spielberg: I've discovered I've...

I've discovered I've got this preoccupation with ordinary people pursued by large forces.

More about this quote...

Drew Barrymore: I'm not after...

Drew Barrymore: I'm not after...

I'm not after fame and success and fortune and power. It's mostly [that I want] to have a good job and have good...

More about this quote...

Billy Wilder: You have Van...

Billy Wilder: You have Van...

You have Van Gogh's ear for music.

Source: Said to Cliff Osmond. Attrib.
--...

More about this quote...

Derek Jarman: Understand that sexuality...

Derek Jarman: Understand that sexuality...

Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are...

More about this quote...

Woody Guthrie: If a day...

Woody Guthrie: If a day...

If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a...

More about this quote...

Mahalia Jackson: Time is important...

Mahalia Jackson: Time is important...

Time is important to me because I want to sing long enough to leave a message. I'm used to singing in churches where...

More about this quote...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: If you think...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: If you think...

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another...

More about this quote...

Robert Orben: Old people shouldn't...

Robert Orben: Old people shouldn't...

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

More about this quote...

Robert Orben: If those scientists...

Robert Orben: If those scientists...

If those scientists are so smart, why do they all count backward?

Source:
--...

More about this quote...

Robert Orben: In prehistoric times,...

Robert Orben: In prehistoric times,...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor...

More about this quote...

Sonny Rollins: America is deeply...

Sonny Rollins: America is deeply...

America is deeply rooted in Negro culture: its colloquialisms; its humor; its music.

More about this quote...

Miles Davis: It's always been...

Miles Davis: It's always been...

It's always been a gift with me hearing music the way I do. I don't know where it comes from, it's just there and I...

More about this quote...

Miles Davis: The thing to...

Miles Davis: The thing to...

The thing to judge in any jazz artist is, does the man project and does he have ideas.

More about this quote...

Ornette Coleman: I decided, if...

Ornette Coleman: I decided, if...

I decided, if I'm going to be poor and black and all, the least thing I'm going to do is to try and find out who I am....

More about this quote...

Nina Simone: Music is a...

Nina Simone: Music is a...

Music is a gift and a burden I've had since I can remember who I was.

Source:...

More about this quote...

Page 1,190 of 2,002


(C)2026 Quotable Success - All Rights Reserved.

Quotable Success
Harrisonburg, VA