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Why are the umpires, the only two people on the field who aren't going to get grass stains on their knees, the only ones allowed to wear dark trousers.
Source:
-- Katharine Whitehorn, (Jan 0 1928-____), English writer, essayist; She is a noted writer on food and wine in How to Survive in the Kitchen, 1979.