 |
Success is a great deodorant. -Elizabeth Taylor |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost.
Source: The New York Times/ 6/18/1968
-- Russell Baker, (Aug 14 1925-2019), US journalist, author, humorist; He was a columnist for the NY Times; won a Pulitzer, 1982, for his autobiography, Growing Up.